Friday, 15 March 2013

Latin America, please keep your crazy version of Christianity

Street procession in Sucre, Bolivia

Ay papa! Tenemos papa! Habemus papam!

El Argentino top dog is excellent news for Latin America and its 400 million Catholics, but I hope they hang on to their crazy take on the religion.

The guinea pigs on the menu in the last supper fresco in Cuzco Cathedral, Peru. The extraordinarily bad mannequin in glitzy drag queen outfit used as an effigy of the virgin mother in a tiny white adobe church in San Pedro de Atacama, Chile. The covering-your-car-with-your-stuff-and-driving-it-through-the-streets processions to give thanks for something highly specific in Sucre, Bolivia. The emotional crowds following portraits of saints held aloft, all across the continent.

Latin Americans took a theme (Christianity) and they ran with it. What happened next is beautiful testimony to the tenacity, creativity and diversity of human beings. My one hope for the Pope is that he embraces his new underlings in all their variegated glory.

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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Up / Down / Over / Under - how about just Here?

Wouldn't it seem kind of provincial if everyone here (by here I mean, in Australasia) were to refer to the UK or the US as up over? And compound that by capitalising it - Up Over? You know, 'the others' Up Over. Up over the hill. The globe hill.

I realise that Down Under is in common usage among Australians and New Zealanders. I realise this and sigh. To start with, there are plenty of other countries and people below the equator. Argentina. Chile. Peru. Most of Brazil. Half of Indonesia, South Africa. Namibia. Zimbabwe. And so forth.

But most importantly, because Down Under takes English-speaking Northern Hemisphere nations as its base reference point to which the directions of down and under are relative, is using the term not perpetuating the Northern Hemisphere bias?

Australians and New Zealanders would be doing themselves a favour if they stopped accepting Down Under so readily. Here alone is a formidable place to be.

Being angry about The Falklands: it's what we do


Nico Monti's facade for the restaurant Tegui in Costa Rica street, BA

Fiery Argentina has been in my head a lot in the past few days, for reasons good and bad.

For the good, I've seen some photos from the excellent Graffitimundo organisation's forthcoming documentary White Walls Say Nothing, about street art in Buenos Aires. As I've written beforegraffiti is one of the most well-established and accepted ways in which political ideas are communicated in Argentina's capital. 

Writing on walls is ingrained in the culture, often tolerated and respected. It is the go-to method for people to convey ideas, information and agendas - as well as the more familiar “te amo, Maria”s. Graffiti here has a long-standing cultural connection with expression and activism. It's also so much more than 'graffiti', it is beautiful.

Because in Argentina street artists do not have to sneak in the shadows, or paint fast in the stealth of night, they have the time and space to be what they should be - artists. It helps that all the street artists I met were lovely.

The gentlemanly Jaz in particular blew my mind.


Four-metre bears by Jaz, Buenos Aires

In BA in 2011 I met Graffitimundo's Jonny Robson, a British expat heavily involved with the street art scene and its great that this documentary is finally coming to fruition. The photographs from the third week of filming are a tantalising glimpse of what is to come.

For the bad, I'm wondering what those artists are making of the current Falklands row. It's ridiculous that the islanders have had to go the the lengths of holding a referendum - especially as all sides must realise it has no legal relevance.

To me the point is that the Falklands or Las Malvinas is carted out, regularly, by Argentina's leadership. For President Kirchner this is just something else to give Argentinians to be riled about, or angry about, or to worry about, or to complain about, or to rally against. It seems too 1984 to be true, yet the UK and the media is falling over itself to perpetuate the angst.

Noelia Lopez, who I stayed with in the suburb of Avellaneda just south of BA's city centre, was a clever graduate in her mid-20s working for Accenture. She told me that the country's chronic shortage of coins could be easily fixed, but it wasn't - because it gave the people an infuriating daily problem to fixate on. It was an all-consuming distraction from all the other things that were wrong with Argentina. 

(When I say the coin shortage was "chronic" and "all-consuming", I mean one day I had to visit FOUR different shops before I could get enough coins for a bus ride that cost about 25p/US$0.40. Shopkeepers give out penny sweets instead of change; you don't get a choice. The bus ticket machines take only coins; they never give coins back.)

It's unsurprising populist Argentine politics: a small distraction, a small sticking plaster. "Free football on TV for all" is an actual policy. And you know The Economist's Big Mac Index? I'm probably not the first to tell you the government used to keep the price of a Big Mac artificially low: skews the data, keeps Big Mac-eaters happy.

Las Malvinas is just one more thing to keep Argentinians looking the other way. And the great thing is, since the UK is never going to give the islands back, the leadership will always have fuel for its fire.

Saturday, 9 March 2013

Surfing piglet becomes naturalised Australian citizen

Matthew Bell & Zorro the piglet /stuff.co.nz

JEZEBEL.COM is an excellent website. It really is fantastic. But I and, I'm sure, New Zealanders everywhere did an internal if not external groan at @jezebel's tweet today "Let's all move to Australia and surf with this baby pig", linking to their story about CBS's story about it.

The sentiment is entirely correct: I have zero problem with the notion of moving across the globe to go surfing with a tiny porcine Kelly Slater. It's a noble cause. But what I do have a problem with is the fact THE PIG LIVES IN NEW ZEALAND.

And, all together now, New Zealand is not a part of Australia.

I know this because I live there, and there are no dingoes. Also said piglet was on the front page of my home newspaper, the Dominion Post, delivered warm and inky to my desk about 11pm one night this week. The piglet lives in Mt Maunganui, dammit.

After (although admittedly probably not purely because) I exasperatedly reply-tweeted something along this line the story's headline was changed - which is nice. What's also nice is the CBS story they wrote a story about, surfing piglet footage. Awe. Some.

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Hysteria as man spits wine at Queen

A prize-winning photograph of a man tasting wine in front of the Queen has caused absolute outrage in southern New South Wales. See it here.

There really are a lot of Australians twisting their knickers about this, if the online comments left on the Illawarra Mercury's story are anything to go by ("we should not disrespect Her Majesty the Queen in this manner. This is not art."; "that is just disgusting"; "What a discusting [SIC] tasteless photo"I am outraged ... It is MOST disrespectful and not worthy of receiving a prize for such insolence."; "just plain nasty"). What's going on?

  • This is a photograph that won a competition with 70 entrants (Wollongong City Gallery's annual portrait comp).
  • The man in it is a winemaker (Peter Dredge).
  • He was judging wine, at a wine-judging event (the Adelaide Hills wine awards).
  • The portrait of the Queen was hanging so high up the wall that Mr Dredge likely didn't realise his juxtaposition.

It's certainly a striking image. But offensive?